It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Ever wondered how Dennis Reynolds pulls in so many ladies?  Do you only dream of being as suave and sophisticated as Dennis?  Well, then!  This is the episode of It’s Always Sunny for you! Dennis outlines his six-point plan for scoring with women and dropping them cold as only he can.  Observe and learn.

Dennis breezes into Paddy’s to share a voicemail message sent to him by the latest chick he’s gotten to fall in love with him.  After the voice on the other end cycles through a litany of derogatory names, Dennis laughs about it and informs his cohorts that this chick who claims to hate him is actually in love with him.  And it’s all thanks to “The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.”